I haven't posted at all this semester, but that doesn't mean I wasn't collecting pictures to share. Here's my collection of Chinglish from the 2nd semester:
Found this one on our oatmeal package...
Good, I hate it when my food testosterots. And I've heard many times it's important to meet the daily recommended value of polydextrase.
This next one isn't Chinglish, just an interesting sign I found at a park.
Who's the jerk bringing in dragonflies?
Drink too much of this and the name could come true...
Beam on beaming on...
Cruel joke for those of us going bald...
I know it's a name, but it could also make for a very relaxing massage.
I'm sold...
Also not Chinglish, but it just needed to be seen...
This is from a Karaoke TV (KTV) place...
Does this award really deserve a plaque?
Let's hope it's describing the consumer's digestion.
This was on the wall in the room of a hostel we stayed at in Qingdao.
Don't worry, I only moved one kind.
Two birds, one stone...
Another one from a bathroom...
Soooo relaxed.
Time. is. organized.
I didn't know things were going that poorly for MSN.
Every once in a while we all need to hit that reset button.
Must be some pretty crappy toys & gifts.
I'm not sure that will help bring in more business.
Simple, straightforward, peace-loving.
I dunno, those anifemales can be pretty rough, too.
What do you get when you cross a phone booth with a bathroom stall?
Are they trying to say the coffee was roasted?
This is from the menu of a nearby restaurant. I had to order that second item...
And this is what they looked like (they were cut-up hot dogs)...
Pssshhhh, goin' to the bathroom ain't no thang.
Kind of depressing, buddy, thanks.
Not gonna use that phrase ever again.
If you're not a child under 1.2 meters....in yo face!
So...it's Korean food.
Ok fine, I won't order the orange fruit.
I still can't figure out what this sign is trying to tell people.
Taking abstract art to an unnecessary level...
This is a typical Chinese toilet...
This must be what they think of Westerners...
I'm gonna miss you, Chinglish. :)
