Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Johnny B. Goode

This is the bike I bought on my 3rd day in Beijing.  I have affectionately named him Johnny B. Goode.  I have no idea why I named him Johnny B. Goode…it just sort of hit me at the right moment.  I paid 330rmb for this trusty steed, which is about $51.

So, in China, bikes get stolen all the time.  If your zi xing che (bike) doesn’t have a chain or locking mechanism, you can bet that it won’t be there the next time you want to use it.  And if your bike is new or looks new…it’s a prime target.  

So that is why I spray-painted the crap out of this thing with black and silver spray paint.  I also added nice little accents like scratches in the paint and dirt-smeared splotches on the shiny spots.  

That’s just a LITTLE different than how we treat our new purchases in America.





(FYI: my bike used to be bright blue)


Johnny and I have been through a lot.  I’ve put thousands of miles under those crooked, fake-name-brand, yet steady tires.  Or at least it feels like I have because I’m still out of shape.

Here’s to you, Johnny.  May you never get stolen.




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