Wednesday, January 25, 2012

It's Asia - Kuala Lumpur Edition

Heather and I are in the middle of a month-long vacation, the first 2.5 weeks of which are being spent throughout Southeast Asia.

The first stop on our trip was Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, which was quite an interesting city.  The airport seemed pretty modern, and it was connected to a pretty decent subway system, but once we stepped outside I was pretty surprised.  I had been told Kuala Lumpur was very modern, but that only seemed to be true for a select few parts of the city.

First of all, there was a strange smell throughout much of the city that smelled like a mixture of curry and sweat.  Second of all, one of the little rivers that ran through the city was brown and full of garbage.  Third of all, the buildings and the sidewalks just seemed dirtier than what I had pictured.


Despite all of those things, Kuala Lumpur still had its very modern sections, the highlight (pun?) of which was/were the Twin Petronas Towers:


 Daytime

 Nighttime

The other big attraction  was/were the Batu Caves.  These are some cool caves that Buddhists built some statues in and around.....

           

The main cave was ok, but it didn't have too much to it except a cool opening to the sky.....




Easily the best part of the caves was/were the many many monkeys that lived inside and begged for food, even tried snagging peoples' bags every now and then.  Heather and I had a bag of peanuts and were the most popular humans in the cave for about 30-45 minutes (sorry, none of those pics were on my camera...but check Heather's facebook page soon for some of them).  
And after we were done with the monkeys we got a nice view of most of Kuala Lumpur, and you can see the Petronas Towers in the distance....
 



 All in all, Kuala Lumpur was a pretty cool city.  Everywhere you went you saw native Asians mixed with Africans and Europeans and Americans, etc.  It was an amazingly diverse city with some really nice people.  I'd definitely recommend stopping there for a day or two if you happen to be swinging through Southeast Asia.






    
  

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

A Monk-dern Day Surprise

We are living in a modern world.  We are blessed with a lot of technology that makes our lives easier.  Cell-phones, laptop computers, coffee-on-demand....we've got it pretty good these days.

On a soon-to-be related note, when I picture a Buddhist monk, I picture someone in modest orange clothing meditating on the front steps of a huge temple hidden away somewhere in the mountains.

Imagine my ignorant surprise when I got to witness those two worlds coming together....


I meet one of the students that I tutor, Apple, at Starbucks in a big mall right off the subway every Tuesday and Thursday morning.  One day, she stopped speaking mid-sentence and stared over my right shoulder for a few seconds before I turned and looked at what had rendered her speechless. It was that guy, who walked in and sat down by himself.


Then as I had just finished snapping a pic of the first guy, his friend comes walking in with a laptop bag over his shoulder and sits down at the table.  Apple couldn't even believe what she was seeing, and her mom is a Buddhist.


And a week or so later a few different monks were in the Starbucks, and one of them even went outside to make a phone call.  I wish I knew who was on the other end of that phone.


This makes me wonder what other crazy surprises are in store for me in this crazy city.  A taxi driver who follows the normal rules of safe-driving?  A seller in a market who offers a fair-price to a foreigner?  A Chinese man with even semi-impressive facial hair?  

This modern-day monk thing has sure opened up a world of possibilities.




   

Monday, January 9, 2012

Belated Christmas Post

Wow, Christmas was a crazy time here in Beijing!  We had so much going on, it was awesome.

We also received a bunch of gifts from many different Chinese friends.  Everyone is so generous.  One of those gifts included this card, which has Santa doing something many Chinese people do when they pose for pictures....



One of the coolest experiences we've had so far in Beijing was the annual Christmas party put on by FoC.  First there was an hour-long kids' party with presentations, songs, and dances from the kids of the FoC school, including this madness on the stage at the end....


And check out this next picture!...


This next baby was staring at me for a good 20 straight minutes, so I had to snap a photo, but I guess I was asking for too much with a 2nd pic.... 


Then after that we had our regular party, which included an award-deserving performance from yours truly as Joseph in the annual FoC Christmas play, as well as an OK performance from Mrs. Groth as Mary....


And it also included a seriously amazing Jesus Loves You performance (with Lifehouse's "Everything") from some of our Chinese friends....


And this was the crowd that got to witness that awesome performance (many Christians, some not)....


A picture of FoC Beijing after the Christmas Party (courtesy of a friend)...



And to wrap it up, some Christmas Chinglish joy from Beijing....



I pray that you all had a very Lucky Christmas!





 

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Chinglish of the Week - Monthly Edition

Ok, so I haven't posted for a while, which means I have a bunch of stuff stored up and waiting to be shared.

Including Chinglish pictures.....


This was a rug in one of the elevators of the restaurant where Heather and I had our wedding reception.  Either they were wishing their customers a bright and sunny day, or they have a new rug for each day of the week.



At the ever popular and (in)famous Silk Market in Beijing, a place known for their counterfeit everything, we saw this lovely little booth.  I was very tempted to go in because after a long day on the computer my nails were really sore.




These are from the chap-stick Heather bought.  There are so many angles I could attack this from I really don't know what to say.  However, it's true...all-day time I experience this choiceness of sweet and fruity attraction to full lips does indeed make me feel like I become back from orchard.  Fo sho.




And this one is from a milk tea shop, a different one than the one I previously posted about.  When I read it I figured I stumbled upon the Popeye-equivalent of spinach for pastors.

And after trying it, I'm telling ya....I could've preached for days.