Chinglish of the Week - Monthly Edition

Ok, so I haven't posted for a while, which means I have a bunch of stuff stored up and waiting to be shared.

Including Chinglish pictures.....

This was a rug in one of the elevators of the restaurant where Heather and I had our wedding reception.  Either they were wishing their customers a bright and sunny day, or they have a new rug for each day of the week.

At the ever popular and (in)famous Silk Market in Beijing, a place known for their counterfeit everything, we saw this lovely little booth.  I was very tempted to go in because after a long day on the computer my nails were really sore.

These are from the chap-stick Heather bought.  There are so many angles I could attack this from I really don't know what to say.  However, it's true...all-day time I experience this choiceness of sweet and fruity attraction to full lips does indeed make me feel like I become back from orchard.  Fo sho.

And this one is from a milk tea shop, a different one than the one I previously posted about.  When I read it I figured I stumbled upon the Popeye-equivalent of spinach for pastors.

And after trying it, I'm telling ya....I could've preached for days.