Saturday, October 1, 2011

Chinglish of the Week #2

There are many many many places to get "your hair did" in China.  It seems like there's about 2 or 3 every block.

One such place is about 100 yards from the school where I teach.  But this one isn't like the others....



So go on in to Lotus Beauty Saloon and get your hair cut, dyed, and highlighted, all while snagging a shot of whiskey and playing a few rounds of 5-card stud.

Just make sure to keep your six-shooter ready.


(If you can think of any funny lines to go along with this Chinglish, let's hear them in the comments section.  If you can't, then you're admitting that I am funnier than you are.)




   

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  2. "...Home of the deadliest,cutest, rooten-tootenest, Cowgirls in the EAST"

    "Where the six-shooters are hair-dryers and the whiskey is served with a bow"

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