There are many many many places to get "your hair did" in China. It seems like there's about 2 or 3 every block.
One such place is about 100 yards from the school where I teach. But this one isn't like the others....
So go on in to Lotus Beauty Saloon and get your hair cut, dyed, and highlighted, all while snagging a shot of whiskey and playing a few rounds of 5-card stud.
Just make sure to keep your six-shooter ready.
(If you can think of any funny lines to go along with this Chinglish, let's hear them in the comments section. If you can't, then you're admitting that I am funnier than you are.)
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