Chinglish of the Week #3

So, my last post could've been my Chinglish of the week, but I figured there's so much of it around Beijing that I could probably afford to do two separate posts.

This week's Chinglish has a bonus....another related picture!  The first one is from the Executive Lounge of a hotel (and I just kind of thought it was funny), and the second one is from the second floor of a restaurant.

Yes, please be very careful of Touch Head....it has already claimed the lives of so many.